Merfis ir medicina

Pasirodo Merfio dėsnius galima pritaikyti ir medicinoje.Dalinuosi keliais, man labiausiai įstrigusiais

Trumpas šiuolaikinių mokslų apibrėžimas:

1. jeigu kas nors žalia arba veši – tai biologija
2. jeigu kas nors dvokia – tai chemija
3. jeigu niekas neveikia, vadinasi, tai fizika
4. jeigu tai protu nesuvokiama, vadinasi, tai matematika
5. jeigu kažkas visiškai beprasmiška, vadinasi, tai ekonomika arba psichologija
6. jei tai viskas, kas paminėta anksčiau, vadinasi, tai medicina

Pirmoji gydytojo taisyklė:

Kad ir kas nutiktų, elkitės taip, tarsi viskas vyksta pagal planą.

Millow medicinos taisyklės:

• dauguma sveikatos sutrikimų praeina be medicinos įsikišimo;
• dauguma sveikatos sutikimų, kurie nepraeina be medicinos įsikišimo, nepraeina ir jai įsikišus;
• efektyvios medicinos esmė yra gebėjimas atpažinti būklę, kuriai esant įsikišimas turi prasmę.

Atgalinio veikimo dėsnis:

Jeigu jums kas nors  nepavyko iš pirmo karto, ligos istoriją perrašykite iš naujo.

Išmintingos chirurgijos taisyklė:

Neišmesk atliekamų atsarginių dalių.

Darbo laboratorijoje dėsnis:

Karštas stiklas atrodo lygiai taip pat kaip ir šaltas.

Praktikantų taisyklė:

Niekada nesakykite pacientui: “To man dar neteko atlikti.”

ir pabaigai – šiek tiek apie dantistus

Pati bjauriausia skylė pasirodo esanti sunkiausiai pasiekiamame dantyje.

Goldsteino aksioma:

Geras stomatologas nepradės pokalbio, kol pacientui į burną neįkiš grąžto.

Studentiška tautologija:

Egzamino dieną dėstytojas visuomet ateina.

taigi su ta mintimi ir keliauju ruoštis sesijai toliau…

Quotation of the day #5

“The cure for anything is salt water — sweat, tears, or the sea.”

Isak Dinesen

Quotation for the New Year

“We will open the book. Its pages are blank. We are going to put words on them ourselves. The book is called Opportunity and its first chapter is New Year’s Day.”

- Edith Lovejoy Pierce

Quotation of the day 04

“Everybody is a genius. But, if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will spend its whole life believing that it is stupid”
Albert Einstein

Serialų išmintis

Maniau, kad serialų žiūrėjimas yra tiesiog laiko praleidimas, kai jo yra per daug. Galvojau, kad jie nieko neduoda, iš jų nieko negalima pasimokyti. Juk ten merginos eina miegoti ir keliasi su makiažu, visada atrodo kaip ką tik iš kirpyklos, ten mylimas vaikinas visada turi pavydžią ir kerštingą ex ir taip toliau…

Bet pasirodo ir serialuose galima pasisemti išminties. Štai, kad ir mano mėgstamas Grey’s anatomy:

“At the end of the day, when it comes down to it, all we really want is to be close to somebody. So this thing, where we all keep our distance and pretend not to care about each other, is usually a load of bull. So we pick and choose who we want to remain close to, and once we’ve chosen those people, we tend to stick close by. No matter how much we hurt them, the people that are still with you at the end of the day – those are the ones worth keeping. And sure, sometimes close can be too close. But sometimes, that invasion of personal space, it can be exactly what you need.”

“We enter the world alone and we leave it alone and everything that happens in between we owe it to ourselves to find a little company. We need help, we need support, otherwise we are in it by ourselves. Strangers, cut off from each other, and we forget, just how connected we all are. So instead, we choose love, we choose life, and, for a moment, we feel just a little bit less alone.”

Quotation of the day #3

“I’ve learned that you can tell a lot about a person by the way (s)he handles these three things: a rainy day, lost luggage, and tangled Christmas tree lights.”

- Maya Angelou

Quotation of the day #2

“When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and hold on”

- Franklin Delano Roosevelt

Dental problems

Vienas italų odontologas pasakė:

“…three the most important patient’s problems are:

• caries

• periodontitis

• and dentists! …”

kad ir kaip bebūtų, šiame pasakyme yra nemažai tiesos…

Doing Nothing

““Don’t underestimate the value of Doing Nothing, of just going along, listening to all the things you can’t hear, and not bothering.””

- A.A. Milne

Words to live by

1. Accept that some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue.
2. Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
3. Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
4. Drive carefully. It’s not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
5. Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.
6. If you can’t be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
7. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
8. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
9. Never buy a car you can’t push.
10. Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don’t have a leg to stand on.
11. Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.
12. The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.
13. The Second mouse gets the cheese
14. When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.
15. Birthdays are good for you, the more you have, the longer you live.
16. You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
17. Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
18. Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
19. We could learn a lot from crayons, some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
20. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
21. Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.